I am not smart

Me: mommy, I am not smart
Mom: why do you say that, you are very smart boy!
Me: there are so much I don't know, I have to learn how to read, I have to learn Chineses, I have to learn English, I have to learn Spanish...
Me: mom, you are super smart

Safety Lesson

Dad: What if a stranger comes up to you and tries to get you to leave with him?
me: I say NO!

Dad: What if a stranger comes up to you and tries to give you candy and get you to leave with him?
me: I say, What's your name?

Writing "Esmond" for the first time

All the letters are there, but I write like my mom does -- the letters don't always fit on the same line.

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Strangers

Mom: if a stranger come to you and ask you to go with him, are you going to go with him?
Me: No

Mom: if a stranger come to you and ask you to go with him, and tell you he has candies in his car, are you going to go with him?
Me: what kind of candy he has? M&M?

Mom: if a stranger come to you and ask you to go with him, and tell you he has ice-cream in his car, are you going to go with him?
Me: I know the ice cream man the best!

Volcano drawing

Here is a drawing of a volcano with lava coming out -- with fish in the lava...

[dad was asked to provide the fish]